Allnighter of the century.
Wedding cake finally in the oven. 150 cookies on the cooling rack. 100 cake pops in the freezer. Up next: 200 chocolate dipped cheesecake bites. 50lbs of vanilla buttercream. 100 chocolate covered strawberries(tuxedo style). When a corporate catering company fucks up… Someone has to do it…and then some.
Eric Kripke has a new series coming out… My life is complete.
Haven’t used mascara in over two years. I’m pretty sure I’m allergic now. Eyes burn like a motherfucker.
Chipped a tooth, getting it plastered back together at the dentist. “Weren’t you wearing a helmet while riding?” Motocross? No…I chipped it on a spoon at Friendly’s when I was trying to eat six scoops of ice cream. DUH.
This class on James Joyce is going to kill me…going to kill us all…all six of us. Slow down summer.
Throwback to seventh grade.
Um…I just slept for 22 hours… And I’m still dead tired. What the shit.
Is it strange that new neighbors are moving in across the street at this hour? Is it more strange that I brought them fresh baked cookies at said hour. Welcome to the neighborhood, we’re all pale here.
Brainstorming September goals with Lyds. Hello hard work and determination. Goodbye Sephora.
PLL summer finale and new Face Off tonight. Not getting off this couch.
Pet Peeve #1
People who rely on religion. A major disaster was avoided this morning. After the whole clusterfuck a 30 something year old woman had the audacity to say “thank God, he was looking out for them. It wasn’t in his plan.” No cunt, not “thank God” thank the fucking people who risked their own lives this morning to get shit done. ( and Sidenote: if ‘we are all...